...new I would find out someday and she has hidden the
terrorist stuff in the kids' bedrooms. Even worse, maybe she's
trained the kids to follow in her diabolical footsteps!Stan
arrives at Steve's room next and carefully sneaks in, looking around
to make sure no one is there. He enters and begins his search.He
goes through the dresser and find nothing but Harry Potter books, D&D
costumes and other nerd stuff.STANDamn.
None of this is good proof of terrorist activity. Just proof of my
failure as a father.STEVEYou
go that right.Stan
turns around to find Steve laying on his bed, reading a comic book.
He has some bandages on his head due to the events at school. Stan is
How the hell did you get here? And where's my son?!STEVERelax,
dad. It's me. The kids at school burned my hair off.STANWhat?
Why did you let them do that?STEVEI
didn't let them! Turns out my friends really aren't as cool as they
used to be.STANDon't
worry, Steve, they were never cool to begin with. By the way, has
your mother ever asked you to hide anything from me?STEVENo,
do you think mom is hiding something?STANOh,
what was that ...