...play a game called "Cute or Shoot". Pretty much, we go round the table and each one of us must go to a random cute girl in the bar, tell her she's cute and get her number. Every time one of us fails to complete our task, that person must drink a shot of this whiskey.
Stewie: You guys know that if you pour hard whiskey on a slab, it cooks the meat in mattter of minutes, right? That's what it does to your body.
Guy #2: Coke can clean rust off a copper exhaust pipe, but you don't see me going cold turkey.
Stewie: Duly noted! I'm in!
(Five rounds later. One of the bros comes back to the table with a number from one of the bar girls)
Stewie (drunk): Oh du...dude. You so...you so suck. How the hell... do you guys do it? I've gone five times...and five times I have downed...a shot of this awesome Whiskey. Oh...look. The bottle's all done. Hey! Hey...bitch! Get your ass over here... and get us another bottle of whiskey... Yeah. And after that, come here and suck my cock! *Dwaap* (Stewie hits the floor passed out)
(Scene returns back to the house. Peter walks into the kitchen all drunk and swaying from side to side)
Peter: Dadadaaaaa! Dadadaaaa! Oh Danny Boy! The pipes, the pipes are call...