...rmostat? I mean, god, how does he always know? And
he said he has a special brain implant. Every fathers got one.
Tells fathers when their kids are turning up the dial. And then
about three other guys, all men, came and asked my dad about the
thermostat. God! Dads are so annoying!I went in the living room at 7:00
and Brian came in at the same moment. (Authors note: Meg wasnt
actually in this bit but Im allowing her in for the whole episode.
I mean, come on Meg can be a cool character. Only Joking! Heh, heh,
heh. Sorry, Ill stop talking now) Then Brian asked why dad
still had his pants on. That question was burning in my head also,
and I was pleased he asked it. Dad always has his pants off by
Seven. Turned out he was going to a Stag Party. And then, dad asked
mom for permission to go to the party, even though he is
the man of the house. Even Im not that stupid! Mom allowed him, as
long as he promised not to drink. Huh, I doubt it. Wherever dad goes
he drinks. Like Brian, Brians a true alcoholic, no doubt about
that. Mom decided to remind him about how drunk he was at the
Communion in church and there was a flashback which I cant be
bothered to talk about. To be honest there was too many
flashbacks in this short five minutes and I cant tell you about
every single flashback we had today. It w...