...hat get in the way," said Brian, "So what do we do,
the Grouch," said Maddie."THAT'S
who I was thinking of," said Brian as he snapped his fingers,
"Oscar the Grouch.""Oh
yeah. That sounds about right," said Chris."Yeah.
How could we have missed that
one?" asked Meg."I
dunno. I still say Kermit the frog was the correct answer," said
it wasn't," said Brian, "Maddie got it right.""She
could be wrong," said Peter."No
I'm not," said Maddie, "Brian said it was someone who lived
in a trashcan, had green hair, and had one eyebrow. Kermit does not
fit that description at all.""Yeah,
but Kermit was a good answer, though," said Peter."No,"
said Chris, "Kermit doesn't look anything like Oscar. Besides,
Kermit is lovable. Oscar's just a hairy bastard.""Well,
they're both green, aren't they?" asked Peter."Yes,
but Oscar is fuzzy," said Stewie, "Kermit is a frog.
How you can mistake a frog for a grouch? A GROUCH!!!""I'T'S
NOT FAIR!!!" cried Peter, "I'M NEVER RIGHT!!! I'M ALWAYS
then covers his eyes and starts sobbing like a baby."Grandpa!"
said Maddie, "Grandpa, it's- Grandpa! Grand- Grandpa, it's
alright! It wasn't a constest. Nobody is always wrong.""Really?"
you, fatman!" said Stewie as Peter cried louder. Maddie gave
Stewie an angry look, "What?""Look,
I'd hate to spoil the moment," said M...